I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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