God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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