Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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