I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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