I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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