I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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