Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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