never play flip cup with pint glasses
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I will be naked everywhere
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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