that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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