He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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