I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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