so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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