im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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