So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I love you. Go after that dick
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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