just come out here and I will go home with you...
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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