Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I have post one night stand depression
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