Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
