He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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