This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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