if you like me you must not know who I am
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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