Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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