quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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