Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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