Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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