I am puke
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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