Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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