...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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