But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
the liver wants what the liver wants
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Lo siento on account of my penis...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
