His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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