you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I have aggressive nipples.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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