i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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