Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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