He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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