Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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