Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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