i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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