So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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