Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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