I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
God I need to hump something, right now.
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