People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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