Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I can't turn off my feet"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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