Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
ok first of all what the fuck
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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