North Korea, Best Korea!
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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