Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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