nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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