After last night, I could never be a politician.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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