Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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