why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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