another moral hangover. fuck.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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