Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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